The Mateo Burtch Holiday Card Collection
2004 - 2016
Most years during the holiday season I draw a card that I think
reflects the spirit of the times.
I then have them printed up by a bevy of scantily clad prostitutes
who deliver them along with copious amounts of cocaine and
Here are the past cards.
(P.S. Please ask if you want to download or send
(For you non-Americans out there, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter
are two repellent and moronic right-wing pundits, and I have
absolutely no problem with making fun of their physical