The Mateo Burtch Holiday Card Collection

2004 - 2016



Most years during the holiday season I draw a card that I think reflects the spirit of the times. 

I then have them printed up by a bevy of scantily clad prostitutes who deliver them along with copious amounts of cocaine and methamphetamine. 

Here are the past cards. 

(P.S.  Please ask if you want to download or send one.) 

(2004



2009

santapunk


2010


rooftop visitors


(For you non-Americans out there, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are two repellent and moronic right-wing pundits, and I have absolutely no problem with making fun of their physical appearance.) 

2011

GPS


2012


PANTS

2013


Sanbo!

2014

Secret


2015 (1)


Cthulu

2015 (2)


Drone