(Sung to the tune of "It's Donut Day!")
It's Donut Day! It's Donut Day!
Time to yell and cheer
Donut Day, Donut Day
And I wish I were anywhere but here
Donut Day for me, Donut Day for you
Donut Day for the children of the woooooorrrrld
And I wish I had a big fucking gun
And could shoot the guy who invented computers