For those of you still doing your last-minute Xmas shopping, may I suggest
that you spend your money on a gift subscription to my new magazine? It's
called Fuck You, Owl! and it's the only national biweekly newsmagazine
for the park ranger with Tourette's Syndrome. And don't forget a subscription
to Boyz' Life -- the magazine of the inner-city Scout.
While you're at it, you may also enjoy these fine magazines as well:
The False Pregnancy Reader
YAK! The Magazine for Mongolian Nomads
The Journal of Violent Psychotic Episodes
The Sally Struthers Quarterly
Exciting Stories of Football Players in Homosexual Identity Crises
Spam Rodeo Parade (X-rated)
Your Lungs
Ladies with Weird Dark Splotches on Their Backs' Home Journal
Angry Carnival Workers Monthly
The Daily Quotidian