| Topic Name | Subject | |
|---|---|---|
| Dealing with Death And/Or Breakfast | Death, breakfast | |
| Mama Mia! | Currency fluctuations in the 17th-century Venetian city-state | |
| Mateo's House of Scabs and Fluids | Haven't decided yet | |
| The Science Section | New speculations about the Grand Unification Theory, plus posts about girls and boobs whenever we think the girls aren't looking | |
| Toads | Toads | |
| The Monkees | I think this would mostly be about Mickey, although if people wanted to post the occasional piece about Peter or Michael, that would be okay. I don't think we'd allow too many Davey posts, though | |
| HunnnnaWHOOOAAAaaaahweeegh | Masturbation | |
| What's Your Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream? | Chocolate | |
| Stereo Equipment, Cars, Pamela Anderson, Guns, Hookers, Pro Wrestling, Beer, Hooters, Football, and Haile Berry | Currency fluctuations in the 17th-century Venetian city-state | |
| Everything NOT Indiana | Anything we want, as long as it doesn't have anything to do with Indiana | |
| Adventures in the Reed Steam Tunnels | I can see, like, vapor trails when I wiggle my fingers, man | |
| Why Did I Get That C+ in U.S. History? | Those bastards |